16 ɂ list & spam

[mattersverymuch]

private } admiral

This still isn't funny.

➽ Selina: The finest-quality lockpick set.
➽ Kara: Something from her home planet, and photos of her family.
➽ Iris: A peacock-plume hat.
➽ Slevin: A clockwork heart, life-sized and wound to match his heartbeat and slow to a stop when he's about to die.
➽ Creed: Grimm's Fairy Tales.
➽ Door: Everything I stole from her father's study.
➽ Ned: Le Chat-Botte, first edition, and French; toys for Digby
➽ Dean: New boots. Good sturdy ones.
➽ Snow: A figurine of the white stag in oak, a hand's span.
➽ Stark: Coal. In the shape of a smiley face. [Like macaroni art.]
➽ Emperor: More bees.
➽ If you have any control over Prefect, wherever he got to, make sure he remembers this place. He's such an idiot, he's likely to forget.

flood spam } all over!

[The Mouse King is here to wreck your shit. Or at least attempt to wreck it, then disappear and leave you in utter confusion about whether he will, in the end, wreck it or not. There are some people - particularly Princes and their Soldiers - whom he will give a harder time than others, but mostly he'll be attempting to gather minions and waving a sword around like an idiot.]

[Find him anywhere, but particularly jousting at nothing on deck, causing pointless destruction in the gym, and stealing cheese and crackers in the dining hall. Also challenging various people to battles to the death.]

Comments

[semifreakingnormal]

[Scott stops, one leg extended, toes pointed, look at how fucking graceful he is, okay.]

You'll...you'll return what you stole!

[mattersverymuch]

Oh, really!

[Scoff, scoff. Eternal scoffing. He twirls his sword and taps his temple.]

What do you claim that I've stolen? I'm a king. Kings don't steal.

[semifreakingnormal]

[Wow don't scoff at him. Look how he puffs his chest out, arms spreading to make a gesture that the giant nutcracker head hides.]

I saw you there! You took that cheese! King or not, that makes you a thief!

[mattersverymuch]

A king can take cheese if he likes. Technically it's my cheese anyway, since this is all my kingdom. That's perfectly reasonable. You're the thief, in my eyes.

[semifreakingnormal]

This isn't yours. This kingdom belongs to the good people here! You're the inter...inter-lap...you're the invader here! Put it back, and I won't have to punish you.