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the marquis de Carabas ([personal profile] mattersverymuch) wrote2013-08-20 05:30 pm

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[It's been so many years since the marquis was young that he'd almost forgotten what it was like. He had been so small, ill-fed and underweight, and so easily broken. Which, really, explains a lot about what he's become - none of which he particularly wanted explained to the Barge as a whole.]

[To distract himself somewhat from this unfortunate reality, he has begun work on a compendium of stories, as he has nothing else to do with his time. Much of his work is done in the library, but much is also done in the CES, which becomes, variously, an abandoned city in a mishmash of styles, a thick, temperate, and foggy hardwood forest, and a riverside. He works mostly from memory and attempts comprehensiveness, though his writings as late veer toward tales of the trickster.]
routemistress: (devil)

[personal profile] routemistress 2013-08-21 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[She chuckles, because she knows it.]

Oh, I expect it's doing quantum physics in that pointy little 'ead. Sophisticated beast like this one, trapped a long way from 'ome, needs a challenge to keep it going, eh?

[Clearly, we are discussing the shark. It's not possible that we might mean anyone else.]
routemistress: (ya rly)

[personal profile] routemistress 2013-08-21 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly that. A lovely paradox.

[That makes her grin broadly, but his crack about physics makes her chortle, loudly enough to startle the shark.]

...oh, you beautiful creature. It is. Aye. That's why we set ourselves better ones, isn't it? Any news on that front, at all?
routemistress: (Hmmm)

[personal profile] routemistress 2013-08-22 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
[She has a blood sample and a warden item. Give a girl some credit; Iris knows exactly where Creed is right now and how far he can hear.

Of course, she hasn't really considered anyone else that might be listening, because whatever Iris' middle name is (she has claimed many, over the years) it's certainly not cautious.

She inclines her head again, conceding.]


I meant the shark.

[A transparent lie, transparently offered.]

...We missed each other, that flood. I'm pretty sure I'm glad about that.

routemistress: (o rly)

[personal profile] routemistress 2013-08-24 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
[And an abrupt switch into bald honesty. Mornington Crescent.]

We both of us need our smoke and mirrors, lovey. I don't think we'd either of us be better off seein' be'ind them particular curtains. Do you?
Edited (I accidentally a word) 2013-08-24 10:32 (UTC)