o1 ɂ voice / spam / forward dated to sunday

[mattersverymuch]

Oh, I see now. This is a reward, not a punishment. You're all here to entertain me in the afterlife, and I'd like to let you know at the outset that I do appreciate it.

Since we're all speaking on one subject - incidentally, did I miss a meeting? You're all so effortlessly on the same page - there's an important one that's been missed. Old, but important. Of course there's Sol Invictus [ slight, slight stress ] on the twenty-fifth, but everyone forgets about Saturnalia. [ Tsk, tsk. ] Old traditions are the best traditions, or so they say.

[ He never got a chance to visit those Roman soldiers, but he imagines they'd agree. ]

[ spam literally anywhere on the barge for people who want to harass/hug him (FREAKIN' MISTLETOE) ]

Comments

[theonlyresponse]

[Bruce is ambushing anyone on the fourth floor corridor. He's stepping out of his door when he cheerfully waves at the Marquis.] Hello neighbour!

[most_feared]

What's Sol Invictus and Saturnalia. [Someone is as dry and bland as ever, not affected at all. But he's kind of interested.]

[Oh can he, please?]

[impure_tale]

[The Marquis happens upon him in the stairwell in this case, bringing Renate in from a walk on the deck, and they are caught in the same doorway quite before he can think to check for mistletoe.]

[video]

[routemistress]

You're welcome, Marquis lovey. As for traditions, I'm not picky, but I'm not sure swapping roles is going to fly on this boat an' you might 'ave a problem with the sacrifices.

[When Iris runs into him later she'll hug him breathless. And squeeze his bum.]

[bodilesswarrior]

Role reversals here would definitely be interesting.