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Most of you will have seen the predecessor of this offer at least once before, but: if you are failing your classes I am willing to help out. Really. I don't bite. And it's not expensive in the least.

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You have four hours to request goods for the week. Any requests coming in after four hours are up will be discarded. Oh, and please, none of this 'can I pay in installments' nonsense. I was tired of that before I was born.

[ PRIVATE : OMAR ]

I'll have a list for you by the end of the day.

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[ The marquis will be found on the grounds today, since the weather is nice, under a tree that sits just where the ground begins to fall away steeply. He's wearing Mongoose House colors out of a vague sense of obligation, and the books spread out around him certainly imply that he's studying. However, if there's other business that needs taken care of, he's sat down far enough away from the crowd that you might approach him with confidence that you won't be overheard. ]

( ooc; The marquis is seventeen, in Mongoose House, a very smart motherfucker, and a purveyor of contraband! Customer filter is open to any characters who might have bought anything from him ever; he's not super picky. Contrary to his normal way of doing things, deals in this breach are carried out with actual money rather than information. Bother away! )

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A'ight. I'll be waiting on it. [Spending a day with Azula's boil curse has not deterred him in the least. Why would it? Although...] Eyyo, what you know about curse-breaking?

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Enough. What did you do? [ Obviously whatever happened is Omar's fault. ]

In a tangle over a scarf. [To be fair, it is his fault.] Prefer to keep the thing at this point, really. Besides, it wouldn't be all too hard to sell once the curse is off.

Keep it, then. Where are you, where is the scarf, what's the nature of the curse, how many oozing injuries do you have?

[Omar grins.] I'll come find you, Carabas. [Translation: It's hidden, and so is he right now.] Some nasty-ass boils so far, though. Venture to say some be oozing.

When you come find me, bring towels. I don't want you oozing all over my personal space.

Surprised you don't want to collect it and try to turn a profit.

I have yet to find a market for boil ooze. If I do, though, I'll know to call you.

What kind of help?

Usually tutoring. Unless you'd like something stronger.

...what kind of stronger? [Please, he always wants something stronger.]

Whatever kind of stronger your little mind can think up. It's out there somewhere. Just say what, when, and where, and I'll give you a 'how much'.

[The drugs angle, he's got covered, but for academics...] Like passing chemistry and arithmancy, stronger? ...And history of magic?

The 'how much' is bigger, but that kind of stronger is certainly available.

I got the cash, I just... [He rubs the back of his neck, frowning, twitchy; the cocktail in his system hasn't exactly evened out yet.] What about, um, Latin?

[ Oh good, the nervous ones will pay more, this is great. c: ] There's a one-fits-all solution. When do you need it?

I'm gonna fail chemistry in, like, two days, man. Soon.

[ sounding So Extremely Bored ] Midnight at the edge of the woods. Five minutes late and I'm leaving.

Seriously? Okay. I'll be there.

...How much?

$200.

[That's easy enough for the school's number one weed dealer. He sniffs once and nods.] I'll see you there.

Multiple-choice test tomorrow in Charms. Do you have any Felix?

What an absurd question, of course I have Felix. I can have it to you by this evening.

Good man.

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