[Chris' eyes widen slightly, and he immediately goes into Saving Face mode, stumbling over his words and caught in between Tough Guy Persona and Don't-Want-To-Be-An-Asshole]

Not that. Fuck, I mean. Look, it's just. Don't fucking smile at people, all right? Going to get picked over like it's fucking lunchtime by a bigger fish. Fucking just. Stop, all right?

[Best of luck deciphering that incoherent mess, sir]